luck

is it good or bad luck when a piece of fruit falls from a tree and hits u squarely on the top of your head?

things that r so true

mean people do suck

you are good enough
smart enough
and gosh darn it
people like you

and to quote and good friend's dad...
if  you are not moving ahead you are falling behind

grocery shopping

you know its time to grocery shop when you only have to move 7 items to clean the shelves in your fridge...
and 3 of them are restaurant to go containers.

weird

when u have weird day, and weirdness happens, and you are weirded out by the weirdness...
its time to step into the weird and embrace it and know that sometimes weird is now your norm

soooooo....

why is it that i always get garbage rounded up and taken out the day AFTER the garbage truck comes.

coolest thing said to me in a really long time

"you have a really strong core"

this was said to me by a lady at the gym, its awesome cause i've kept 30 lbs off and am working on getting a few more off and toning.

and it was awesome cause it wasn't said by a creepy guy followed with "wanna test it out"

sperm donor

so i'm walking my dog
this car stop and this couple gets out
after a few minutes of asking about my dog they ask if i would be interested in "hooking" up my male dog with their female.
i guess they have been keeping an eye on him on my walks and think he be the perfect sperm donor so their girl can have awesome puppies.
thank goodness he's fixed
i know he is a kick ass dog
but...
creepy weird right?

3 thougths

1. skinny hangers are the shit!

2. never tatoo a tv charachter on your body

3. when u forget to eat all day anything you have for dinner taste amazing!!

feel good movies

i am deeply disturbed by tommy lee jones in a "time for viagra" moment type movie.
yes the baby boomers are gaining control
i am also deeply concerned that my movie star crush hugh jackman might star in a movie in 10 years where he takes in his dead daughters 3 orhpan kids and has to teach them why life must go on while falling in love with the almost retired social worker keeping tabs on him.

weirdest part of my day

how can 10:30am in line at the drug store be sooooo the weirdest part of my day.
because,
of the meth head super excited to be buying sugar free licorice
apparently diabetes runs in her family but drug addiction ain't no thang

or the 19 year old on his cell phone from the moment he walked in pushing his 9 month old in a stroller with his 6 crumpled ones in hand walking to the counter to buy menthol cigs while still on the phone

or the teeth optional woman with a newborn.

and i don't live in the "hood" or anything