another weird one.

is weird that i know i fit in my dog's kennel.
and that he looks at me all jealous when i'm in there.

too much

when have you had too much coffee?
when your shakey hands drop your coffee cup.

best idea ever

a new restaurant
where every item on the menu has all of the following...
nuts
gluten
meat
trans fat
dairy

the name

EPI
and a epi pen will be served with every item

crazy talk

i wonder if i was OCD would my house would be cleaner??

jealous

im kinda jealous of my dog right now, he found a tennis ball on our walk and has been playing with it ever since.
he's SUPER happy about this new find. kinda wish i could be that excited about finding a tennis ball. oh well i'll settle for finding a pair of jeans that make my butt look cute.  do you think i'll find them on my next walk?

the gym

you know you are having a rough gym day when u look forward to doing situps just so u can lie down for a second.