things i've heard

in the last 48 hours hanging with a good friend i've heard the following

"you look so good if i could i would take you home right now and fuck you" (not to me, don't know if that's good or bad)

"all i expect of her (meaning his wife) is food and a drink when i get home, sex, .... and clean clothes, .... and a clean house....
and she should smell good once in a while."

"when i first moved in she came over at 11am and asked if i wanted a vodka and fresca"

people are strange

changing seasons

even my hand soap knows its fall...
i just ran out of my mojito and next flavor in my closet pumpkin spice. I'm glad my soap keeps track of these things for me.