damn u for being right!

damn u fitness/eating right people...
exercise and eating better does work.
i hate all of you right now.
okay loosing weight is great...
but so is pizza, beer, and sitting on my ass.

The pill

I love the birth control is just refered to as "the pill" I think cause its the one you should never forget to take so it deserves the title "THE" like its the most important pill one planet.

Its 2013

Why the hell hasn't someeone come up with a cure for a hangover. Maybe I'll hold a telethon or a benefit or somethin.

been slackin but here's a haiku

oh pony tail holders
where do you disappear to
i've lost twenty

Garage sale

Best ad ever...
"Going back to prison sale"

handwriting

note to self when someone writes shit on the palm of your hand at the bar don't sleep on it.
it looked kinda cool backwards but took a layer of skin off trying to wash it off

Haiku

Oh most boring days
What am I to post about
All work and no play....

boredom leads to...

a fake match.com profile created by me and some friends
hint to peeps out there.
don't take your profile pic at costco.

Yup today this is my life

Hella cleaned my kitchen
Decided to make lunch
Pulled homemade peanut dressing out of frdge
Dumped it on my oh so pretty kitchen floor.
Yes I did think about using it still
But I didnt

oh laundromat..

always an adventure
yesterday was there.
walked in and there were 5 guys there.
3 were wearing holey tshirts and their swim trunks
3 of them were packing their laundry in garabge bags.
hehehe
always something to see.....

haiku time

Not cooking is good
Really good when someone else is.
Makes for a great night.