New words to live by

I recently subscribe to an art magazine. Beyond the awesomeness of pages and pages of amazing art the interviews are awesome and change my perspective of that moment of my life...
For example, paraphrasing
Sometimes I don't leave the house for days but shit starts getting weird...who am I kidding shit gets weird right away.
I can totally relate.

super sad face!

my birth control pill just rolled under the fridge. that's no good.

bagels

i love bagels but i hardly ever buy them because i'm completely obsessed with making sure whatever i spread on it doesn't end up in the hole. by the time i finish the bag i'm done with the effort for a while.