Big birds are scary

A hawk dropped its lunch in my yard.  A dead robin. It then proceeded to guard it. I left it for him and went to work. He must of grabbed it thank goodness it was gone when I got home. Wtf. My yard is tiny and I don't need big bird guarding it.

Weird flashback

I almost burned my neck with a curling iron today.
It remind of the time i actually did it on purpose to cover a hickey.
Too bad my hair was really short at the time and i never curled it.
I think my parents saw thru my attempted disguise.

Dreams are funny

Last night I dreamed I was a contestant on Americas next top model. I hated my outfit. Right before I found out if I made the cut my alarm went off. The skinny girl trapped inside me will just have to wait another day.

Memory jog

I found a way to get my boyfriend to remember my bday. Its my security code on my phone and he has a really crappy phone and always wants to borrow mine for photos and crap.

PSA

Shaving cream really stings when it shoots into your eye.

The more than you know.

i am not a day person

yesterday i wore my leggings to work inside out.
this is what happens when i have to be to work in the am.

Hammock

6 months ago today my mom died. Today is beautiful and after work I am enjoying a beer in my hammock. I giggle as I sit. A few days before she passed I had the last coherent phone conversations with her. I went to sit on my hammock to chat and I fell backwardass off and it and knocked the wind out of myself. I think she thought I was crying cause it took me a minute to catch my breath. Today it makes me giggle and I'm sure she is too. Anyone that knows me knows I can only punctuate a life event by falling on my ass...and I wouldn't want it any other way.

oversleeping

So I had a dream I overslept and I had to figure out what to wear quick. The perk is when I woke up I had overslept but i knew exactly what to wear. That's productive sleep.