I'm not lazy

I'm really not...
with that said i did not inherit the exercise gene. in fact i don't think any person on either side of my family ever had the gene. i think sometime in the early 1900's somebody had the gene and suffocated it with donuts and potatoes. today i wish i was rich, lipo sounds way more appealing than the work out routine i just downloaded, but i'm not so off i go, but i am not happy about it. maybe ill stick a pen into one of those giant exercise balls. destroying an inanimate object for no reason seems appropriate.

What if...

what if instead of sleeping in on your day off you got up earlier...okay i know this is waaaaaaay easier for me because my work days i usually wake up around 9:30am. today started before 8am, and have packed a day full of fun in before 1pm with plenty more hours to go.

Karma is alive and well

I was walking to work yesterday. On my way I witnessed a dude texting and walking...he walked directly into a parked bike. I laughed so hard I tripped on the sidewalk and almost face planted. Ah karma.

I couldn't even make this sh*t up

So i went dr. office the other day, when i over heard the
70 year old man at the window next to me say, and i quote...
"so how long is it gonna take to get this std testing shit done with"
ah yes...i guess someone needs to have "the talk" with grandpa.

Try something new everyday

Today I tried poaching eggs for the first time in my life. I give my efforts a B-...
Funny I got that a lot in college.
Maybe tomorrow I'll bathe a cat.

Closet ninja

When u live in under 700 sq feet. U gotta be creative. Almost every article of clothing and pairs of shoes is in this closet and yet my friends say they hardly ever see me in the same clothes. Yes I have a lot of shit and yes they must not pay attention...lol

fyi

its not beautiful nor romantic to watch the sun come up from a 24 hour bar.
and no one inside looks pretty with the warm glow of the sunrise on their intoxicated face.

fashionista strikes again

it was a beautiful morning so i decided to walk to work. at the end of my shift i headed home, let my dog out, and was relaxing when i realized i just walked the mile and a half home with a bar towel sticking out of my back pocket. yup models beware i'm too sexy....

Hells yeah!

I got carded at the store today. First time in a while so it was awesome! To make it even better the woman behind the counter said "no way...there is no way this is your birthday, you look way to young to be that old."
Hells yeah!

Gross

I don't know what's worse...that I have used an entire box of Kleenex in 24 hours or that I've swallowed so much snot I'm not even hungry. I know tmi.

Fashionista

Was feeling pretty good about myself yesterday. I went to the gym, ran a bunch of errands, and cleaned my house. The whole time in my gym clothes. Not until I was getting ready to shower did i notice...
I did all of this with my gym pants on inside out.
I'm sure the people at the gym enjoyed reading the label info while i did squats and lunges.

Dream Big

I had a dream i was living in Hawaii and working at a kick ass restaurant right on the ocean. So i did what anyone else would do when i woke up. I hit craigslist to look for a job in Maui and found a great one. Then i googled how to move your dog there. Now i just need someone to give me a big wad of cash so i can make it happen.

Punk Rock Girl

I HATE when i have to set an alarm. I mean really hate it. So the mornings i do because i have to work a day shift its important to turn that frown up side down. It usually involves a good punk song. Last week my boyfriend came to visit during on of these sessions. He said "I love that you are listening to punk rock music at 9am. I know I'm dating someone cool." Awe i'm dating someone awesome who loves that i'm listening to punk rock at 9am.