Research

I read a while ago that partners who reversed roles...stay at home dad, working mom, the woman was more likely to cheat.  I'm not sure about that but at midnight when my man is STILL working I have no problem dropping off food and a tall can because last night he unclogged a drain and cleaned the sink. Relationships are like cocktails you always have to keep a balance otherwise it just taste nasty.

Auto correct

Ah yes auto correct u make me laugh.
I keep a list on my phone of things I need to buy. Ever since watching the movie birdcage a million years ago I have always referred to aspirin as pirin. (Go watch the movie again its a funny scene.) My auto correct changed it to Putin. I cannot see me ever needing to buy or even rent the Russian president.

Travel thoughts

U know its been a long travel day when u have rewrite your travel info on your hand

Every airport bar should have outlets underneath

When did espresso become so last year compared to coconut water

Soap dispensers are really sensitive, but my sweater is cleaner

Its hard

Its hard not make fun of country music sometimes.
I just caught the tail end of a song called, "beer with your name on it"

Just a thought

If u r hiding the person u r with from the world wide web...
What r u hiding about the person from yourself?

you know when...

You know when your out at night and you think to yourself...thats super funny i should write that down so i remember it tomorrow. I always do. Most times i can read my writing, lately i've been putting in my phone. this is the latest..."20 pkusiys good Dcto take a sjitvtob PPP hotot"
I'm not real sure what that says.
Alcohol 1
Me typing on alcohol 0

Somewhere...

Today somewhere an aging hippie's pacemaker is working overtime.
I found a cool vintage blood, sweat, and tears T-shirt at a resale shop a while ago. It just is too big. Today me and a pair of scissors made it more wearable.
Take your Bayer aspirin and drink your kale smoothie...it wasn't in mint condition anyhow.