bad dog mom

you know you need to spend more time with your dogs when the following happens...
one pees a little on the carpet cause u sit on the floor to give him lots of pets and the other one...
who always eats won't unless you stand right next to her.

time to make dog time.

Cleaning

I'm not fond of cleaning in fact I hate it, it hates me too.

I just broke my bra scrubbing my stove.

Online shopping

I mostly online shop. I really never inherited the shopping gene. I hate going into almost every store. Lately my vast wealth has been spred to other ventures than the online spots I used to frequent. I've been getting the friendly emails like, "we miss come back for 10% off" or giving me free shipping. I'm tempted to start playing them off each other...
Well this site gave me 25% off and tickets to L.A. I'll shop at yours for 40% off and a new washer and dryer.
I know I'm weird, but I sure would like the washer and dryer.

Romance 2014 style

My boyfriend and I are moving in together. I should say I'm moving into his place. Its definitely a dudes place. He's been there for a few years and have had several buddies couch surf at different points. Its definitely going to need "finessing." The other day he said..."I was thinking I'll take down everything off the walls so we can decide together what we want and where." Yup I got a good one.

My dreams crack me up

I just woke up from a dream where my high school reunion was at a secret government building. We had to follow clues to get there. I accidentally overheard some government secret while trying to find the bathroom. A classic chase scene ensued. Don't worry I happened to come across a t-rex who protected me because I would find and feed him wild mushrooms. When I finally got back to the reunion it was just in time for breakfast. We had an awesome buffet. I had blueberry waffles.

Maybe this is why I have never gone to a reunion, but I am hungry for blueberry waffles.