walked down to local dive bar in the wee hours of the morning for a final final with some friends.
you know that drink after you say "this is my last one and then i'm leaving"
i'm at and age where i don't think about bring my i.d.
c'mon dude at the door, if i got preggers in highschool i could be your mommy
so i get there and get carded, so i can't go in
i start walking away and some young girl wearing cowboy boots, daisy dukes, and a plaid shirt tied just below her double dd's (rodeo is in town)
vommits up her vodka red bull in front of me.
guys...hint...never give a 100 lb girl a 3rd vodka redbull.
and yes i'm too old for this sh*t
but alas you will see me do this again
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