okay the night set out to see magic mike
okay at the end of the day i dont have a penis
so we were going to see hot guys strippin'
alochol got in our way
a bottle of processco to be exact
we walked to the movie theater
oops 40 minutes late
so we drank more
2 more martinis and we walked backed to our cars
my friend lost her keys...they were on the passenger seat of her car.
her driver side window was open 2 inches.
an antennae and a ladel later we were in
fuck mike
we are macgyvers!!!!
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